Up 'n Under
The dwarf lands stand apart, divided and otherwise split. Male dwarf and female dwarf no longer see eye to eye - as if this is unusual between men and women??
Anyway, ever since the "Great Disagreement" of the year 424, no "personnal" contact has been made between the two sides. Mrs Dwarf is still upset at the request Mr Dwarf made and Mr Dwarf does not see the problem in what he asked. It is a great stand off that has now lasted 20 long years... Dwarf women can be as stubborn as their male counter-parts!
Oh - The disagreement you ask?? Ah well, that is between Mr and Mrs Dwarf, but suffice to say - Mr Dwarf designed an object of female clothing that he claimed to enhance and define the female form, where as Mrs Dwarf took offense at the fact Mr Dwarf described the process as "It just goes Up 'n Under, love, Up 'n Under..."
Additional Comments:
Asymetric design and story deserve bonus points. It is a case of "tourney" - high speed, medium-low randomness - map in which meeting the requirements does not come with a taste of artificial changes. A great replayability value for a small map.